Conspiracies Abound After Round 19 of the SuperMotocross World Championships

Conspiracies Abound After Round 19 of the SuperMotocross World Championships

Beloved young heartthrob Jettson of Jettsons Donuts fame has recently thrown away the title of "Undefeated" in a controversial crash at historic Hangtown in Cordova, CA. While leading the race, he made an uncharacteristic mistake... or did he?

Seemingly, from the unaware, he was coming down the first hill after the start and cased the triple that he was clearing all day, sending him rag-dolling down the hill and coming to an abrupt stop in the berm at the bottom. But those who are more astute... dare I say more awake... to these sorts of things know this is not the case of a mere mistake. Was there more to the crash than meets the eye? I say more. Much more.

Jett was about to break a record number of outdoor 450 motos won in a row held by none other than James Stewart: 24-0. The elusive number. Jett was tied with James for 24 moto wins in a row in the 450-premier class.

The year: 2024. The record: 24-0. Jett's finish in the first moto: 24th. The points gap: 24. The victor: Chase Sexton, who coincidentally (or not) used to be trained by one James Stewart.

Did James put a voodoo curse of some kind on unsuspecting Jett? Did Jett lose on purpose due to a bet he had on Chase Sexton better than 2.5 on Underdog Fantasy? Did Chase go from 40th to 1st because he bet on himself to finish better than 2.5? Was the whole gate in on it from the start and all bet on Chase?

More questions than answers at this point. But I for one smell something other than fresh donuts coming off of this one.

More as the story develops.

Back to blog